Lets pretend like it hasn't been three weeks since I've posted and just keep on keepin' on, yeah?
So. TODAY.
Today was THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
The first EVER day of school.

Last January when the preschool enrollment began for Fall 2013 I was all roses and unicorns and "my kid's not going to preschool when he's only three years old. I will tutor him here myself and he will thrive on all of my education pursuits and hands-on happenings." Yeah, whatever man. Little Miss Mowgli showed up, and I quickly realized I can't keep up with Newbie's bright little brain and still nurse and change diapers all day too. So it was a preschool scramble this summer. And we got him in.
Newbie was psyched out for school a month ago. Like, can't tie this man down, let me at 'em, bring me that snack in a Dixie cup psyched. out. A month ago.
The past month has been all "I don't want to go to school" "don't leave me there" and a handful of other sentiments that make it really hard for a mama to pry herself away from that classroom door on the first day. "Oh sweetie, you don't want to go? No problem. Lets just stay in our pajamas like we have for the last three years." I'm just saying. It was tempting.
But we rallied. We swapped kissing hands last night, read The Kissing Hand again this morning over breakfast (if you have a little going to school- get this book! It is precious times infinity.), prayed together, took the obligatory first day pictures, and scurried out the door. I don't want to brag, but I also fed the baby and brushed Newbie's teeth and hair before we left. We were feeling on top of the world, man.

"Remember to keep the sand in the sand table."
"Lets be sure and be a kind and loving friend today."
"Listen to your teacher and when she asks you to clean up, PLEASE HELP CLEAN UP."
"If you have to go potty, just hold it until you get home." ...that's a lie. I didn't say that. What I said was something about telling your teacher and stopping to go right away, but it was all in faux confidence because just this morning it dawned on me that he would be in shoes all day at school, and I'll spare you the details, but shoes just add a whole new world of bathroom drama, and I wasn't convinced we would survive. I was wholeheartedly hoping he would just hold it until we were home so we could practice some bathroom shoe strategies. (Life with littles is very glamorous. Nose-blowing instead of nose-picking drills were to follow our bathroom strategy practice.)
When we got to school, he was nothing but brave. He waltzed right up to the attendance board and found his picture. After asking me if it was his, he walked through the door. That's when I had to make the big decision whether to follow him in or not. I looked around and saw several parents in the room, so I crossed the threshold. A mom can't just leave a child to fend for himself when it comes to locating a new cubby and hanging up a backpack. We found the cubby, hung the backpack, and then I kneeled down in front of him. I asked for a big hug and kiss, then I told him to have a great day and I high-tailed it outta there while he walked confidently over to the slide because I knew we'd both be in trouble if I stayed.
Last I saw, he was having a ball on the slide, and I made a bee-line for some Starbucks pumpkin spice latte therapy because there are some things only over priced coffee can cure. Like dropping your first born off at school for the first time.
I took my coffee over to a friend's house and chatted for two hours, then headed back to school to pick up my little Einstein. He was all business walking in from recess and into his classroom, then he slowly walked out to meet me as his teacher called his name. He officially did it. I was so proud.
On the way home I asked him if he liked school. "No I didn't. Well, I did NOT yike da singing."
Well, what did he learn? "I yearned about yight and dark." (True dat. First day curriculum was the first day of Creation- light and dark. Maybe we were getting some where.)
Was he sure he didn't like school? Could he name just one good thing he liked? "No, nuffin. I yiked zero fings."
....[crickets]....
So clearly we have some warming up to do. Not even the new John Deere backpack could save us in the post-school morale department today, folks. But I have high hopes for Thursday because this team does not give up that easily. And also, I'm getting the backpack monogrammed, so BAM preschool awesomeness restored.
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In other news, Miss Mowgli has some HAIR people.

And with that, these children are boycotting nap time with a vengeance. Over and out.
Happy Tuesday!!!






















































