Last week we hit the mall for....actually I don't remember why we hit the mall, but I know we got some Chinese food out of the deal. For the record, mall food used to be so, so much better. When I was a kid, we had a Chick-Fil-A in the food court at the local mall. I LOVE Chick-Fil-A. Like more than Oreo Blizzards love it. A. LOT. Its at least two hours in any direction to find one today, so the fact that there was one in the mall when I was a little girl is nothing short of awesome. I am not kidding when I tell you I still have the Chick-Fil-A Christmas ornament that came with a kids' meal I got back in 1988. And I still hang it up on our Christmas tree. And that is how much I love Chick-Fil-A.
Eat mo' chikin.
If you haven't had Chick-Fil-A, you need to Google maps that puppy and take a road trip. You need to order yourself the 12 piece chicken nugget meal with waffle fries and an Oreo milkshake. Your culinary fast food experience will never be the same.
All of that to say, we went to the mall, and there was no Chick-Fil-A, so we had Chinese food. The food court at this mall has a merry-go-round plopped right in the center, which is what I consider the crown jewel of the mall. Food and fun all in one place. What's not to love?
Up until last week, Newbie was never old enough to get his kicks and giggles out of the merry-go-round, so I had to shop and eat my Chinese food without the thrill of a carnival ride for dessert.
NO MORE, my friends. No more.
As soon as we sat down at the table to eat, he was all over that merry-go-round like stank on a zoo. He was strapped into his stroller, but he was pointing and yelling and signing "please" like nobody's business. And let me tell you something: I was excited. Because I have always wanted to have a kid begging to go on the merry-go-round at the mall, and the hour was finally upon me. The Hubs emptied his pockets and found a dollar to exchange for the special gold token that gets you inside the gates, and then me and Newbie were off.
I'm ashamed to say my son's first merry-go-round experience involved a relatively freakish looking jackrabbit. As a kid, choosing your merry-go-round steed of choice was a BIG deal. And now, here I was, plopping my son down on a lamesauce jackrabbit. But I was frazzled with excitement, and Newbie didn't really seem to care at first, so we opted for the rabbit that was within good photo-opp range as opposed to the rockadellic horses on the interior of the ride.
I strapped a long leather belt around Newbie that could have wrapped around his body 50 times and tried not to think about why a leather belt on a food court merry-go-round might look rusty or feel sticky. Gross, man. Just gross.
That's when Newbie got a little peeved that he wasn't riding a horse. I think it was while I was looping that nasty leather belt around his waist that he noticed he was not on a horse, but rather, a distant cousin of the famed Peter Cottontail. Big kids hopped up onto the pretty horses around us, and Newbie watched while he sat strapped down to a jackrabbit. It was not a proud moment for me. Having been raised a Texan, I should have known better than to make my little man ride on a rabbit when he could have been rockin' it out on a horse. Next time I'm going to do him a solid and find us a warrior-like steed to sit upon.
At least we weren't on the frog in the background, because LAME.
Newbie kept pointing to all the horses around us until the merry-go-round started, and then he forgot all about his less-than-stellar riding companion and ATE IT UP. He looked around with big round eyes and waved to everybody and their Build-A-Bear from his place atop the jack rabbit. He was a BIG fan, and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a momma milestone for me because I have this fabulous picture of my mom holding me on a merry-go-round in Somewhere, Texas, and I was super excited to be doing the same thing with my little guy. We had such fun, waving to Daddy each time we went around and smiling while he caught it on video with his phone.
Yes, good times were had by all at the food court.
And that's not something you can say every day given that the food court is missing a Chick-Fil-A.
Happy Saturday, and hope y'all have a wonderful weekend...and possibly some killer waffle fries. =)