Newbie went to bed early.
I have 45 minutes all to myself for the first time since....I don't even remember.
[deep breath]
[content sigh]
...and suddenly, I am here:
Cue warm Caribbean breeze...
Cue quietly lapping ocean waves...
Cue endless supply of soft serve ice cream (don't judge me)...
Wait! What the?!? Who cued in half of a way too tan male with rippling pectorals and a neon Speedo?!? Speedos freak me out! Get him outta there! He's not a part of my happy place!
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